"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”
So SO uneducated about penises
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.
this is too fantastic for words.
i do not know, because i am a crab.
"um you’re being kinda a bitch" OMFG
TINY BABY THINGS
omg the chameleon
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”